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If you have writing ideas or if you want to write for us, then drop us a line (ie. e-mail us; we’re modern like that) at theSmorgasboard@gmail.com

If you are looking to bribe us to write something nice about your product/service, e-mail us at theSmorgasboard@gmail.com. *hint* The writers of the Board like to have a good time filled with alcoholic bevies.

Any other inquires… well by now you should sense a theme. E-mail us at theSmorgasboard@gmail.com.

For all e-mails we can guarantee:

• Once you press send, we will receive your e-mail (gmail is good like that, no need to send 14 messages);
• We will have an opinion about your request.

We can’t guarantee:

• We will agree with your opinions of us, our pets, and/or our opinions.